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CHICAGO PLAYERS HEAD FOR N.Y. 'FRINGE'
BY HEDY WEISS, Chicago Sun-Times

"Everybody going to the Fringe now has 'Urinetown' dreams," admitted Jim Glaub, producer of "POSEIDON! An Upside Down Musical," the stage spoof of the 1972 Irwin Allen shipboard disaster movie that debuted last November at the Theatre Building and proceeded to run for eight months. "But mostly it's just a rare opportunity for the actors and technicians to be seen in New York."

"POSEIDEON," a Hell in a Handbag production created by David Cerda and directed by David Zak, is not your usual easy-to-transport, small-cast production, either. More than 30 actors and support people will head to the Big Apple to reinvent the show for just four performances Aug. 20-24.


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"...the best and funniest musical comedy since The Producers!"


TIP OF THE WEEK - POSEIDON! AN UPSIDE DOWN MUSICAL
BY WEB BEHRENS, New City

All aboard for the USS Hell in a Handbag for its virgin voyage: a riotous romp written by David Cerda, lovingly tweaks the grandmammy of all-star disaster films while examining its role in America's pop culture consciousness. Even if you've never seen "The Poseidon Adventure" movie, there's plenty to enjoy, including the absurd passion of the devoted "Poseidonites" who gather to watch the film on New Years Eve (the show within a show concept that structures this mega-musical). On board the ship, it's one brilliant cheap thrill after another; meanwhile, things sometimes hit an emotional note at the party. The Cerda-Lamberty songwriting team (composers of many a Sweetback musical) continues to mature, and Cerda knows just how to highlight his stars, like Tracy Repep, Ed Jones, and Merrie Greenfield, who finds the right touch for a tricky monologue near the end. Notable newcomers to this band of performers include Joshua Campbell (as the hilarious little kid), Michael Miller (a deadpan Manny, and the show's brilliant graphic designer) and seasoned director David Zak, taking a break from the Bailiwick to captain this crazy campfest.


BY RICK REED, Windy City Times

Part send-up and part homage, Hell in a Handbag Productions has scored a real comedy coup with Poseidon! An Upside Down Musical. The creative force behind the show, David Cerda (responsible for previous parodies that include sCarrie! The Musical, The Birds, and Touched by Jayne Mansfield) uses the cultish devotion that has flourished around Irwin Allen's 1972 disaster film as springboard for framing his parody. The story sets sail on a festive evening, when a group of friends gather together to watch the film on video. This framing device works well for the most part... because it allows the audience to become part of the group in the livingroom, watching along with the cast, and taking sides with those for whom the movie has become a kind of obsession, and those who just don't get it. The hilarity of this conceit reaches a high point when one of the characters decides to fast forward through a scene and the stage action takes on manic movement reminiscent of the Keystone Kops.

The part of the play that really soars, though, is its recreation of the film. Although it's screamingly funny and engrossing, it also displays a real love and reverence for the original. Walking this fine line is an accomplishment in itself.

Director David Zak stages the action swiftly and surely, pushing a talented ensemble to comic highs and musical lows (the songs are great campy fun Ÿ especially the "Stella Stevens" number, "Just Panties," and the "Shelley Winters" aching, "In the Water, I'm a Very Skinny Lady"). The special effects are suitably cheesy, funny, and, oddly, very effective. You won't soon forget the staging of the scene where the tidal wave hits and the doomed ocean liner is flipped upside down. There's a lot of inspired stuff here, a real tribute to what can be done with a maximum of imagination and a minimum of budget. Standouts among the cast included Tracy Repep, as the former whore turned cop's wife, Linda Rogo, Joe Waterman in the manic, and sexually insecure Red Buttons role of haberdasher James Martin, and Steve Kimbrough, paying inspired tribute to the underwater heroine played by Shelley Winters, Belle Rosen. Steven Johnson and Geoff Stock's set design is a miracle of efficiency, and Cerda's sound design (and music, co-composed with Scott Lamberty) are right on target. Cerda's lyrics, like the rest of the play, wonderfully tread that fine line between ridicule and affection.

If you've been a fan of the film, which celebrates its thirtieth birthday this year, or even if you haven't, Poseidon! An Upside Down Musical is luxury-liner sized fun. Don't miss it.


TOPSY TURVY
BY LAWRENCE BOMMER, Chicago Free Press

Let's cut to the chase: How does Hell in a Handbag (formerly Sweetback) Productions turn the ocean liner upside down, as required by any spoof of the awful(ly) popular 1972 flick "The Poseidon Adventure"? Well, you scream a lot as you frantically reverse props so all the old ups are now down and portholes fill with fish.

It's a typically ingenious maneuver in this tempestuous pop-culture parody by David Cerda (perpetrator of "Joan Crawford Goes To Hell," "sCarrie! The Musical!," "Touched by Jayne Mansfield" and "Rudolph, The Red-Hosed Reindeer"). In the irreverent spirit of "Airplane," this literally escapist musical lovingly mocks the "love boat" stereotypes assembled at the bottom of an upside-down cruise ship, delighting more in their deaths than their deliverance (which curiously is never shown). The towering inferno was never such fun.

Camp is Cerda's natural food and, pursuing that elusive quarry, director David Zak leads a 26-member troupe in this attack on a queen. Inspired by the "solid gold" choreography by Kristen Folzenlogen, the songs sell these stock characters for more than they're worth. Even when utterly irrelevant, as in the closet anthem "Bachelor Haberdasher" (sung as Joe Waterman apes the Red Buttons character), they're a disturbing delight. Tracy Repep, a heat-seeking songstress, lets loose in "Just Panties," a tribute to Stella Stevens' party girl. Peppy production numbers like "Mr. Rogo (The Only Way Is Up)" give a new meaning to upbeat, while Shelley Winters' signature song, "In the Water, I'm a Very Skinny Lady," is adipostically belted by a highly padded Steve Kimbrough right before "she" plunges into a school of very agitated fish.
Other unforgettable (yes, the right word) caricatures include Jennifer Connelly as Gene Hackman's blowhard preacher/cheerleader, R. Kelly as bumptious Ernest Borgnine, Michael Miller's dead-ringer of Jack Albertson, and Ed Jones as an airhead hippy with a vacuous voice. Add to these a gay subplot including a steward and a sailor who, after finding hidden spots in which to trick, know the quickest way up....


BY STEVEN AUGUST PAPA, via email

I have not laughed this hard, and smiled so wide, in quite some time...

Last night I attended the opening weekend presentation of "POSEIDON, an UPSIDEDOWN MUSICAL" which was based, you guessed it, on film classic "The Poseidon Adventure." You might remember the story... On New Year's Eve in the early 70s, Irwin Allen re-invented the disaster movie and started a virtual industry of "disaster flicks" with "The Poseidon Adventure." The film won an Academy Award for special effects, was a box-office triumph and brought Shelly Winters back to popular culture with an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. Thirty years have passed since the film's debut and its transition from Hollywood blockbuster to cult favorite a la "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the "Sound of Music." In fact, there are clubs and conventions devoted to "The Poseidon Adventure" and this, dear readers, is where this story begins...

Several fans and devotees of this (their favorite) movie wrote, directed and star in this musical version called: "POSEIDON, an UPSIDEDOWN MUSICAL" and it is sensational.

Although I'll have to admit to not seeing the movie for at least fifteen years, everything came back to me from the adventure itself, to the plot points and all the great characters. The musical is populated by actors and actresses that clearly love what they're doing and it shows during every moment of the play. Whoever your favorite character was in the movie they're represented here with wit, humor and love. This is no snotty send-up that ridicules its subject. This is an homage to all of the great Hollywood popcorn movies that we love to watch over and over again even when we know what's coming. Whether you've seen the movie before (One time? One hundred times?) or not at all, you'll enjoy the lightheartedness and joy that comes from the staging, writing, singing and performing.

Granted that the disaster freaks among you would have wanted a full-size water tank built and a real ship to capsize on the stage but the clever use of "water" is a real treat. And I know that everyone has their favorite characters so believe me when I say that you won't be disappointed because each and every single one is great. Of course, and no surprise to any of you, MY FAVORITE, in the movie and in this musical, is Stella Steven's hooker (with a heart of gold and pumps of silver) Linda. The actress, Tracy Repep, creates a virtual Broadway-style showstopper with "Just Panties" that made my evening with its fabulous sex symbol sauciness that had the gay and straight men in the audience yelling and screaming for more.
They're all here, though... All of your favorites and mine. I don't want to give anything more away because I hope you'll gather up some friends and head on down to this production of "POSEIDON, an UPSIDEDOWN MUSICAL."


BY VICTOR SALVO, via email

I must add my exclamation point to Steve's robust review. To wit:

Last night (Sunday) I had the incredible pleasure of being in the opening night audience for the newly written musical version of "The Poseidon Adventure" a.k.a.: "Poseidon: An Upside Down Musical!" just opening at the Theater Building. Ladies, I know I am prone to exaggerate (when necessary) for the expressed purpose of manipulating people (it's a gift) to do my bidding. But I MUST tell you this show is one of the most fucking brilliantly hilarious things I have EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMNED LIFE. I cannot describe it - but I am still laughing. Suffice it to say that any self-respecting person beyond a certain age who vividly recalls the most indelible images of this epic will probably pee in his/her pants. Yes, it is THAT funny."

RUN - don't walk - to the box office at The Theater Building and buy your tickets - because EVERY performance of this show will be sold out.


BY BRIAN NEMTUSAK, Chicago Reader

David Cerda and Scott Lamberty's songs are droll creations that spring naturally from the original dialogue and tell-don't-show dynamic, and the singing (Ed Jones's intentionally hilarious turn as Carol Lynley excepted) is excellent. Cerda's smart, funny script teases out the source's delights and atroctities, both obvious and subtle, with loving care. Under the direction of David Zak the inidividual portrayals are strong, with Michael Miller, Tracy Repep, and Jennifer Connelly leading the way...


High Comedy on the high seas turned upside-down in 'Poseidon'
BY CHRIS JONES, Chicago Tribune

Handbag's first project has moved the troupe from the late-night fringes to a prime time spot at the Theatre Building.... fans of the movie will think they've died and gone to the Queen Mary!
As with all Cerda's prior shows, it's excessive, messy, unwieldy, played partly in drag, full of terrific comic numbers... hopelessly esoteric... and very funny.
Along with his strange ideas and warm spirit, Cerda's biggest strength is his songwriting ability. And there are numerous well-staged production numbers here, including the memorable "Just Panties" and "In the Water, I'm a Very Skinny Lady."


Making waves on stage with 'Poseidon!'
BY MISHA DAVENPORT, Chicago Sun-Times

'The Poseidon Adventure" first docked in theaters on Dec. 12, 1972. The film, about a luxury liner that capsizes on New Year's Eve, was nominated for several Oscars and took home awards for best song ("The Morning After") and best visual effects.
On the eve of the film's 30th anniversary, the Poseidon is poised to set sail again, this time in the form of a campy musical from local playwright David Cerda and Hell in a Handbag Productions.

"Poseidon!" is a perfect fit for the troupe. Handbag's managing director, Steve Hickson says the group is primarily interested in offering Chicago audiences pop-cultural fantasia based on favorite television shows and films.

"I always tell actors who are new to our productions that we like to color outside the lines, push buttons and turn up the volume and contrast, but it all still comes from our hearts," Hickson says.

While many filmgoers consider "The Poseidon Adventure" to be just another entry in the big-budget disaster movie genre that was popular in the '70s, Cerda says the group's members aren't the only ones to recall the film fondly. While writing his adaptation, Cerda joined chat rooms and newsgroups to discuss the movie with other fans.

"There's a cult of fans out there," Cerda says. "They discuss everything from who they'd cast in a remake to actually naming every extra in the ballroom scene. People of a certain age just light up when you talk about this film."

Cerda's show walks a fine line between parody and love of the film. The setting is a New Year's Eve party where the guests--dressed as characters from the film--have assembled to watch it as they ring in the new year. The action from the film takes place stage right of the happenings at the party. Some of the musical's most touching moments come during the various monologues from the partygoers in which they discuss how and why the disaster film has impacted them. Cerda says it was a challenge to balance moments of parody with those of poignancy.

"I tried to mix both serious and comedic monologues in the show. It's my way of trying to get the audience to accept that this is more than just a silly movie. There's a reason people like it," Cerda says.

If the script wasn't proof that Handbag takes their parodies seriously, the production has been given further credibility courtesy of "Poseidon's" director, David Zak. The artistic director of Bailiwick Repertory Theater, Zak is well respected within the Chicago theater community.
"David Cerda is one of the most talented and underappreciated artists in town. Through my involvement, I'm hoping to give his shows more visibility and raise the bar for the work Hell in a Handbag is doing," Zak says.

Though it's being called Handbag's first production, just about everyone involved with "Poseidon!" is a seasoned veteran of several productions at Sweetback Productions. It's where the group perfected their level of camp theater in musical parodies such as "Touched by Jayne Mansfield," "The Birds," and "sCarrie." The group broke off to form Hell in a Handbag Productions after Sweetback's 2001 holiday show, "Rudolph the Red Hosed Reindeer."
With the company counting the days, hours and minutes to the show's opening, the creative team still tinkers with just how to adapt an epic for the stage.

"I just wrote it. I'd drive myself crazy if I thought about how we would actually do some of the effects on stage. Fortunately, the audience is very generous. They're willing to suspend disbelief and go along with us," Cerda says. "I wish we could capsize the stage, but we can't."

It takes an incredible amount of creativity and ingenuity when you're working with a modest budget. While "Poseidon!" has the largest budget the company has ever had for any of their productions at Sweetback, the show features a cast of 25. Coupled with the rising cost of rehearsal and performance space rentals and costumes, Hickson says the group has had to rely on all the visual tricks of the theater they've picked up through the years.

"We couldn't swing the money for an inverted set," Hickson says with a laugh.

In the end, "Poseidon!" isn't a scenic spectacular. Zak says that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone familiar with the company's previous works.

"In a certain way, it's their strength," Zak says. "They're able to do a lot with a little money."
Despite the financial constraints, Zak says the biggest challenge has been condensing the material.

"You want the show to be a tribute to all those who know the movie line by line. I also hope it works for people who've never seen the film. Who knows, maybe it will give them a reason to go out and rent the film."

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